There is something about kids, that get's me so pissed off.
They must have been on study leave but they were so annoying!
Me and Ashley decided we enjoy a sunny day off by cracking out the crop tops and denim shorts and head down to the park to get our tans on! Now, there wasn't just us there, there was a couple of groups of people sunbathing. So we didn't look like complete losers.
We were lying on the grass, soaking in the rays, celeb style sunnies on, when suddenly, these kids came up to us. They were your typical group of kid, you know, some looked kinda chavvy, some had their girlfriends holding their hands, but never once speaking to them - When did kids become such losers? And such annoying tw*t's? They must have been about 15.
They were standing near us and shouting "Look as those Sunbathing W*ankers!"
Oh good lord. Even I could come up with better insults than that, and it was about myself!
I sat up and just looked at them, like WTF! They didn't back up so I piped up!
"Shouldn't you be at school or something! Run home!"
Then one had the audacity, to go, "I'd run home with you and give you a good f*cking!"
Oh good god!
Who actually says things like that? That aren't in porn?
I replayed with as little frustration as I could "Listen! Leave us alone, go home and watch different porn, because your lines are shit!"
That soon shut the little sh*t up!
They left us alone, but we could here them shouting about us from a near by bench.
But, my stubbornness was not going to move us. We laid there for an hour or so before I got a phone call asking if I could cover a waitress' shift. To be honest, I though f*ck, as I spill everything when waiting on, that's why I applied to be a maitre d, and was lucky enough to get it! Plus it pays better.
So if you go in to a restaurant tonight, and get everything spilled over you - it may just be me that's spilling it!
Also, I think I've realised, if I have kids one day, they will have a tracker implanted and will be taught manners! Stupid kids!
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