Well with my fella gone to Glasgow for the weekend, you know 'Boys-Weekend' me and Ashley are having a girly weekend of our own!
With our lovely house guest gone- which she's a bit down about that - I decided we were getting drunk and fat!
So last night I took the night off to cheer us both up. Though, she should've been happy because either way her 'love of her life' was moving into the city as lucky beggar had got a job!
Well we had some pre-drinks in the flat and Ash informed me that we were meeting up with a few peoples from under-grad. This unfortunately meant a girl called Emma. Someone in which I absolutely DETEST with every fiber of my being!
It's all because when I was in second year of uni, we got the chance to go abroad to study for a month, brilliant opportunity. I know. Now, she was always interested in James since I brought him out for a student night and he was in a toga, so I could understand the instant fancy from her part. But, throughout the month of study she's sent messages to him over Facebook saying I'd been snogging other guys on night's out and I'd even slept with this guy on my course that had an absolute obvious crush on me. So enough said there.
Well, though he didn't trust her, of course he was a bit off with me, and it wasn't until I asked him what was up he told me what she'd being saying. In the end it got resolved because she admitted it was a "Joke". Who the f*ck jokes like that. The bitch!
Well, after that she would constantly flirt with him and be all over him. So I am honestly happy to say I hate the girl!
Well I got my favorite LBD on (Yes I looked hot. Sorry hotter than her) and we headed out.
It was really fun meeting up with the girls I hadn't seen in a while. We were drinking cocktails, laughing, joking and again drinking!
Well we all had a few too many drinks, we were dancing on the clubs pole and what not. Then suddenly Emma and Ashley ended up dancing on the tables. The bouncer came over and decided we weren't allowed to do that and they had to go! But as it was a bit dark, despite the dance light's the bouncer missed Ash and grabbed me and Emma by mistake. So as I got escorted out of the building, despite my protest, I ended up sat on the curb, with Emma in tow.
Well, we decided we'd sit there until Ash and the rest came out, then suddenly she burst into tears! Crying all because we'd been kicked out and that had never happened to her before! It got completely ridiculous, as she was completely plastered, and she actually thought that it would be a police matter. But worst of all, for her, her parents would find out. Now I did try really hard to resist my laughter, but the cocktails got the better of me and I was hysterically laughing at her, you know that kind of laughing that hurts your sides!
I did apologize and everything, but I guess we can call it payback, for what she did, as she was adamant that I got her kicked out and possibly gave her a criminal record - hilarious, I know!
Well there was no happy ever after between Emma and myself, as Ash eventually came out and we piled her in a taxi and she still blamed me.
Oh well I guess I've learned that, life is not a movie and you don't bond over things like getting kicked out of a club and if you've fallen out with someone for a reason, you probably aren't EVER going to be friends with them again.
Never mind, today I have nursed my hangover, threw up twice and decided that next time I go out, don't dress similar to or look like your best friend and you won't get kicked out of clubs in her place!
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